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Stuff Today - Issue 9429
Thursday 21 May 2026
National Armpit Raspberry Day
KENTUCKY, adv.
Fitting exactly and satisfyingly. The cardboard box that slides neatly into an exact space in a garage, or the last book which exactly fills a bookshelf, is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'.MATERIAL, adj.
Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.Material things I know, or fell, or see;
All else is immaterial to me.
RFHTFH, abbrev.
Phrase applied to eastern European women, or a fat lass in a Sheffield bun shop. Rather Fuck Her Than Fight Her.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
The antelope came scuttling
Over Termite's Lair,
With a jar of daddy long legs'
In his auburn curly hair.
The moon it was a-glowing,
The rain began to fall,
The termites they were dancing
For it was the Insect Ball.
One by one, on spidery legs,
The daddies jumped their jar,
And went to join the termites
In the long queue at the bar.
The earwigs were in yellow,
The centipedes in green.
The antelope just turned his head
To pretend he hadn't seen.
The clock then struck eleven,
A song began to play.
The insects chose their partners,
And they danced the night away.
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