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Tuesday 04 November 2025

Mollusc Day (Microsoft)

Today's Bra Size: 36C

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

LINDISFARNE, adj.

Descriptive of the pleasant smell of an empty biscuit tin.

The Devil's Dictionary

MONKEY, n.

An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.

Roger's Profanisaurus

LAST HOTDOG IN THE TIN, sim.

Descriptive of penetrative sex with a lady possessed of a wizard's sleeve. Wall of death.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Baby donkeys or baby mules are also known as "Foals."

Poem Of The Day

She Walks In Beauty

She walks in beauty like the night
of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
meets in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
which heaven to gaudy day denies.
 
One shade the more, one ray the less,
had half impair'd the nameless grace
which waves in every raven tress,
or softly lightens o'er her face -
where thoughts serenely sweet express
how pure, how dear their dwelling - place.
 
And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
so soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
the smiles that win, the tints that glow,
but tells in days of goodness spent,
a mind at peace with all below,
a heart whose love is innocent.

- George Gordon Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)

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