A washing up product
By the name of "Sqezy"
Pisses me off -
It does not please me.
 
The reason being
A simple mistake
That such a company
Should not make.
 
It actually
Contains no "u".
What appears after
The "S" and "q"?
 
If you look very close
You'll realise
Why such a product
I despise.
 
In the first verse
You'll notice "please me"
Doesn't really rhyme
With Sqezy.
 
I think that it should
Be spelt with "k".
"Q" should fuck off
And go away
 
Back to "u"
Where it belongs.
I hate Sqezy
And it pongs.

Jemma